As a disabled open source developer, it’s almost as if the universe guided me toward this horrendous take specifically to annoy me. If you’re trolling, you did a good job of it.

• Spends the first 90% of the competition developing specialized subagents and custom MCP servers to allocate the problems and most relevant information efficiently into the LLM’s contexts.
• All of his agents easily escape their own sandboxes and one accidentally configures itself into “delete-only mode”.
• “Codex, how the fuck do you not have access to your own documentation?”
• Places 29th globally after one of his subsubagents finds a way to reconstruct the full solution set from filesystem metadata in the online judge VMs.

I never thought of it that way. That’s kind of nice.