Call him Bigmet (pronounced “big-meat”) for short.

You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.

I used to lose mine until I glued them onto a headband and used some paracord to tether it to my phone case.

Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.

Outside, not my area of expertise.

What a coincidence, that’s what I call all the months.

Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?

I think they’re referred to as sex workers now but agreed.

Second favorite server after the Discord with leaked classified documents.

Probably the year before it was truncated so they can get into more search results. Something like “best 2020 party ideas” (without quotes) might do it.

That’s because it’s a heart beet.

That’s why instead of drinking milk through my mouth, I ingest it aurally.

Yes, it is the happiest Russian childhood in history.

Speak for yourself.

What is Google?

They don’t install it while you’re alive, what does it matter? Just a chunk of decomposing meat at that point.

You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!

Nobody tell the killjoys in the Recursion article’s talk section (see discussions about the article linking to itself as a “See Also” item), they’ll revert it back to the original text as part of their anti-fun crusade. After all,

Jokes are inappropriate for a serious encyclopedia. [One who should remove stick from ass] 12:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

That period came so late, I was already scheduling a visit with the OB/GYN.

He’s from the future and there to tell her about all the things the internet will be making him say once the photo goes up.