bigbangdangler

It’s the Command Nubbin’

I believe this outsold the Toyota Terceleract back in the day.

Well this hits close to home.

For those not getting the reference:

Thought to have died of indigestion arising from eating melon, though his opponents alleged he died while being sodomized by a page.

Doesn’t seem far fetched to think the indigestion was an excuse. Though to be fair, I’ve had some rough melons in my day.

No see because Iran doesn’t want world peace, so the bombing is just to get the peace without their consent. It’s warpeace.

/s