Bob Smith

Hahaha! It was a good bet on my part.

You clearly haven’t met all of my friends.

Fair point, but I still need a quick way to tell people about upcoming funerals. On the plus side, I’m between the wave of friends’ baby photos and the wave of grandbaby photos. Which is nice.

I don’t integrate it with anything else, but facebook remains my best option for getting current contact info for anybody from my past. Even after the enshittification, it remains an effective Rolodex. Rolodex…I am old.

Nick Cage: Is that supposed to be me? It’s…grotesque.

I’ll give you $20,000 for it.

Amber pairs very well with retsina.

I pronounce it ‘yiff’.

The bones are their money, so are the worms!