It was important to remove all information about wh o actually wrote this joke, and to add an image of a fish for those who don’t know what salmon means.

I guess you are ar least consistent in spewing aggression

You could make a few bucks on etsy or redbubble or something. I didn’t create this image, so as far as I know it’s free to use. Probably.

Aw. It is sad how you’ve been oppressed. You have my thoughts and prayers.

Same. So I shared.

Oh, god. Sick.

This is a great format for his jokes

I’ve stopped.being surprised when online comedians run out of material and just start lifting it from other comedians

But neither of those two words means “essay.”

I’ve been quire happybwirh KeePass for many years. That’s what I moved to after excel.

Dammit, you just jinxed everyone

It hasn’t always been. That is what sucks about this.

I donated regularly to Wikipedia and will again when they pull their heads out of their asses.

Well, I guess I was warned.