Also, getting over their fear of running water.

Have you seen the average Mushroom Kingdom animal? That scene does not look quite the same when your animal friends are some giant red beetles, sentient plants with huge teeth and freaking fire-breathing triceratops.

Je m’inscris en faux quant à cette analyse biaisée des accomplissements humains.

Also GLaDOS is the worst AI you’d want for taking care of the environment in a post-human world. She builds auto-replicating sterile laboratories, that can’t end well.

800 is a fucking crusade. 800 bastards pretending to be on the side of good and pillaging and raping your ass instead.

One of the best joke I saw about that shit was like “Hey, you know how those ancient aliens only seem to help building Egyptian pyramids, pre columbian and Asian temples, Moai, etc…? Only logical conclusion : looks like aliens must really hate white people.”

Counterpoint : there’s GLaDOS in that pic.

Nature’s squeaky toys!

The combination of that knowledge and your username is disturbing.

Until they give a “better” reason, I am going to assume the one they hinted at is true, and Microsoft just decided that it was worthless because it wasn’t “Mikami’s studio” anymore. Honestly, I already suspected it.

In which case, fuck them. These games were not made by one person, a studio is bigger than its director. And the rest of them didn’t get even one chance to prove themselves.

Truly shows how little they value the people who make their games.

Well that one’s a bit ominous.

I was wondering what that skunk was doing with a bone.

TIL skunks are omnivorous and occasionally eat carcasses. Huh.

I got the bro to bra mutation (or I suspected it anyway) but, that’s not the main joke IMO.

I mean, the brofish. They’re fish in a tank. They’re excited about saying “bro”. A human being had that idea and made a comic about it. I don’t know about others, but that’s the funny part to me.

From all I’ve seen till now, looks like the standard Heathcliff experience to me.

Shit hasn’t got real until I am standing up and have tried three different controllers.

Making the world a better place by brutally murdering anyone who’s slightly misbehaving, one at a time.

Okay, that makes a bit more sense.

It’s a bit less surprising then, but the crazy execution still makes it work IMO.

I… have no idea what that was supposed to convey. That probably makes it funnier.

Well, I don’t think they’re putting up a very good show right now.

non-SI unit

astrophysics

Well no, I don’t think I would believe that.

Obligatory what the fuck is wrong with how the US pays service people.

Tipping is for special appreciation, not basic sustenance.