If you can relate to this, please remember that it’s okay just to say “no”.

Let politeness go out the window instead.

“No, Mrs. Adams, I don’t want to run errands for you. Goodbye”.

LibreOffice also has LibreOffice Basic, but Visual Basic is definitely easier to find help for online.

Someone ought to update the spreadsheet program. Excel is the primary reason companies are stuck on MS Office.

Excel isn’t even that great and could be improved greatly, but unfortunately LibreOffice Calc is even worse currently.

How to avoid economic collapse:

Step 1: Sell book about it
Step 2: Profit

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.

It’s a picture of the rapper Eminem writing the lyrics for the song “lose yourself”.

The lyrics has the words “mom’s spaghetti”. His real name is Marshall.

Heat heat.

The issue with 1988 is that it isn’t intuitive what the background color is, and thus if the bar is up or down.

The middle years are obvious because of the 3d effect. The last one is obvious because the background is the same for both the arrows and the bar.

Born in time to ask shitty questions on Twitter.

Born too late to JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

It’s a punchline. It needs to be there even if it’s self-explanatory for some people.

Another explanation for women’s buttons is that they used to ride horses sideways. Sidesaddle is done with the right side facing the riding direction.

The would expose the button opening to the wind if they were placed on the right side like men’s. With left side buttons, the fabric goes over the opening from right to left, thereby covering for the wind.

Yeah sorry I am a sideways coin when I get bored.

It would be great if say … two atoms … were the same, so we could say that these are the same and that this is the definition of 1 and start counting and so on, but they’re just not. It’s fractals all the way down and up. The entirety of math requires an abstract definition that segments things to be the same like a pixelated resolution of reality. It only exists as an idea.

Fuck the real numbers. Numbers are an abstraction.

Zero is a “real” number. Negative 5 is a “real” number. But have you ever seen zero apples or sailed on negative 5 boats? Uh uh no you haven’t. They are not real.

In reality there’s only existence or nonexistence, it could be a thing or it could not be anything at all, though the latter is actually impossible. All other things are then not the same as that. If you line them up you can make statements like this thing is not that thing. This is basically the succession function, and we’re already ahead of ourselves.

From there on we can start inventing more abstractions by using Peanos axioms, but it’s all abstractions, because the second axiom state that something is the same as something, and nothing in reality is ever the same as something else.

It’s all made up. Reality does not have numbers at all.

VBA arrays start at 0, unless you explicitly set it to start at 1.

100F was what was believed to be body temperature

I always thought that was funny fixing point. It makes sense in a medical setting, but in everyday use?

Oh sure, let me just describe the weather outside by comparing to the temperature inside my butthole.

Let’s cook this roast in an oven that’s as hot as 4 buttholes.

AI trained for this as it analyzed the Time Cube webpage.

No can do. It’s just too big. Nobody can do anything about anything because it’s soo big. You can’t phantom the size of USA before you get in a car and drive some hours across the state border only to realize that you’re still in the same car.

It makes more sense when you’re comparing month to month development.

If you have a perfectly normal child then it doesn’t matter to measure anything and you can call it whatever.

However if you’re in a maternity group and all the other children started pointing at things at 13 months and yours doesn’t, then it might help to remember that yours was born prematurely and you can expect that behavior at 14 months.

Now, you can convert numbers as much as you please, but this doesn’t make sense as 1.08 and 1.16 years. You can say one year and one month and one year and two months, but it does makes sense for everyone in the conversation if you use the conventional method of communication which is 13 and 14 months. Don’t even get me started on Tiger leaps. Those come on schedule by the week.

It’s convention. If you go to a car mechanic to get new tires, you also don’t ask for “big wheels” if you want a 226/40R19.

The normal age to stop using months is 2 years.

That’s because there’s a massive difference between a 12, 18, and 24 months old. It makes sense to have and use different references to separate them.

Slightly off topic, but I’ve come to notice that boomers with chainsaws sound a lot like gun nuts. They’ll find any justification to cut down trees while preaching about chainsaw safety and the correct ways to cut down trees.

Then if they are ever allowed to trim a branch off a tree they’ll go full chainsaw massacre on the entire forest with no regard to safety or reasoning.