

Laravel brought life back to PHP for me. It’s elegant. I feels like speaking.
And PHP 8 is light-years away from the garbage I grew up on.
Solarpunk noooo
Laravel brought life back to PHP for me. It’s elegant. I feels like speaking.
And PHP 8 is light-years away from the garbage I grew up on.
Back in my day, we could drink gasoline right out of the pump. If you were feeling ill, you just head over to the nearby asbestos wall and give it a good lick.
Then you go out and yell racist shit and put women in their place.
Maybe I was stupid to believe that they’ll slow down the Xbox console to go extremely hard on Xbox/PC Game Pass and push to be the Netflix of PC games.
But these are software layoffs.
I’m just saying the vaccine to cure zombification is more dangerous than the zombie bite! I could get autism or something!
I like it. Let’s do that. But then the twist happens.
The super fast super genius zombies get infected. And now they have to survive in a apocalyptic post-apocalyst. Directed by M Night.
Relatable.
Cat brain is a thing in my house.
It still is in a lot of cultures.
You can hook up with millions of women but you accidentally blow a guy and everyone labels you gay.
I think you should set up more breakfast buffets in your home… 😎
Going to Tokyo and every toilet being a sing-along butt rinser made me realized western toilets are barbaric.
Mr Pascal is a fine glass of water.
And we thirst.
It’s allergy meds that people take to help them not sneeze.
But whenever I take it, it makes me drowsy.
Ah, so become the company that sells these background checks?