I have no idea if they still do this, but you could order a whole box of “crunchies,” the little fried bits of batter that flake off.

You can’t resist a 5 octave rosewood marimba.

Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

It wasn’t a game I played at the time, but I really enjoyed going back to play it last year.

My favorite baseball player is Mike Truck.

My conjecture is that the chives served a religious purpose.

In the election that Huckabee-Sanders won, she was up against Chris Jones, an MIT graduate with a masters in nuclear engineering and a PhD in urban planning and an ordained minister. My fellow Arkansans voted for the woman who didn’t show up to the debate and spent most of her time out of the state hanging around Fox News. I don’t think my state deserves Foghorn Leghorn if we could get him.

This is the waterpark I want to go to this summer.

Wonder Park was a bland, risk-averse animated film in 2019. A little girl’s imaginary theme park (and coping mechanism for her grief) actually exists. Remake it as an ongoing animated series.