Or the ones where people point out how inconsistent JS is with adding strings to numbers.

Yeah, maybe don’t do arithmetic on numbers as strings?

Man, reminds me of that old sub on Reddit, what was it? Rimjob Steve, I think?

Outstanding

cheap desktop microphone (those white/grey/cream sticks, you know the ones I’m sure).

You mean the same microphone every desktop had in the 90’s? Boy do I!