The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss

I hate the interface rework that requires you to use your mouse, and won’t play new versions because of it

Unlike billionaires, some parasites are beneficial to humanity (there’s a species of wasp that lays its eggs in plant-destroying caterpillars, and leeches can be used as bait while fishing).

I’ve been using the same off-brand MP3 player for like 15 years now. That thing is indestructible and has better battery life than my phone