Once upon a time, because I thought I was hard to gross-out, and because I thought it might pay enough, I did consider a career in crime scene clean-up. I didn’t delve too deep into it though/never seriously considered it; more of like… if ever my current-job carpet ever got pulled out from under me and I had no skills elsewhere.

(for the uninitiated. also hey that’s don stark from that 70’s show)

He ain’t gettin’ paid enough for this shit.

I have something called Vocal Chord Dysfunction wherein this just happens when I breathe.

I need to see an ENT about it I just haven’t gotten around to it.

Despite the fact I would like to be cremated, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about what to put on my epitaph.

Strange; I posted the artis’s Ko-fi as the URL, and then uploaded their saved comic, but the saved comic overwrote the URL? I’ll keep trying to edit it/dig into it 'till I get it right. Thanks for letting me know!

Edit: oooooh, I’m a dummy/I see it now. You can have an image, or an URL, but not both. I’ll put the artist’s link in the body.

I hope it’s OK for me to just spam other comic artists I follow here once-ish a day. Just looking to breathe some activity into this community 'cause I love comics and want to share/see more of 'em!

At this point it feels like they were only ever there to give the illusion of choice.

“Man is the warmest place to hide.”