Oh shit, I just remembered that I have cheese!

If you had told me 30 years ago that China would be “Brave New World” and the US would be “1984” I would have thought that you got it backwards.

That last change is overly optimistic.

They really are great.

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I mean, it IS humorous, but it also is exactly what happened.

It probably depends on the size. I got bit by a fairly large one as a kid and it hurt like hell.