They had to make it worse so that the number of queries would go up. When you find what you were looking for on the first try, it doesn’t make number go up!

Literally this is what happened and why it’s so bad now.

Boba has a secret advantage over caviar. It tastes good.

You can also put a cone on the hood! (or so I’ve heard)

My browser tab collection doesn’t help.

Now add a German Shepherd labelled “Firefox” 😝

True that has to be a factor a well. As it turns out they have no issues applying the misogyny to children too.

I suppose this is the logical outcome of rabid individualism. It wasn’t their kids that were abused, but it’s their bank account getting drained at the gas station.

100% all these stories are marketing fluff, omitting important details in an attempt to hype a product that absolutely is not “intelligent” at all.

There’s an apartment building across the street from where I live, and sometimes the maintenance guy decides to spend his weekend blowing every single leaf on the property. He’ll be at it for hours and hours non-stop, and yes, it makes me wish I could delete leaf blowers from existence.

We should really know better by now…

For anyone not sure what the deal is with “ultra processed foods”, Maintenance Phase podcast covered it brilliantly. They dive into the various definitions proposed, and how none of them actually hold up to any scrutiny.

Yea, probably… That, or they’ll blockade the St Lawrence and starve them out.

Perhaps the island of Montreal could hold out as a revolutionary enclave against the facist theocracy.

🤣

I like to show them this:

I kinda see liberals as generally fitting into two categories.

One is straight up horrible people who just want to maintain a decent image. (This includes like 99% of the politicians)

Two is generally well meaning people who just aren’t that politically savvy, and they hear scary stories about the “far right” and “radical left” so they figure “somewhere in the middle” must be the sweet spot.

Well what a pleasant surprise.

I thought it was just a windy day.

Green is definitely a loyal Democrat voter. Look at that smug “I did my part” energy with the watermelon emoji.

I don’t envy the writers at the Onion, the way reality is going satire must be hard work.

Well yeah of course, and meanwhile keep building out alternatives and walkable neighborhoods. See how far we can go.