Well, that sounds wonderful!

If we’re living in a simulation, can’t we just use clouds as RAM?

Carl

Paint them rainbow.

Officer who shot the suspect - “I feared for my life because it was possible the suspect was sitting down, calmy drinking a warm beverage”.

I always say that too. It’s only really weird when I’m chanting it in elevators.

Like electing people who say they’re going to do something about them?

Distance and accuracy training.

It’s creepy how Vance’s eyes are looking at me, and it’s creepy how Trump looks like he anticipates going to the malt shoppe later.

Hey! If you only look at the letters on the left, they spell C … U … N … oh. Never mind.