Great idea! Let’s huddle with the Coach at the retrospective.

Well, you’re supposed to refer to them as “rituals”. “Meetings” are so waterfall. No wonder it isn’t working.

Agile is LinkedIn religious bollocks. Might as well just pray. Bunch of corporate nonsense.

BUt YoUrE NoT DoINg it RIghT!!1!

Should be reciting the creed in Latin, presumably.

Easily amused, you might say.

yeah, but now it’s even funnier to read complaints about Swift-plane memes.

it doesn’t, but ‘whinger’ is a very common word in Australia to describe somebody who complains about insignificant things - especially English people when they talk about differences between England and Australia. To say this thread is ‘whingy’ means that it is full of petty complainers.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whinging Pom

Australian for the way an English person complains about everything in Australia

Presumably, we can expect 404 to eventually replace 42 as the answer to everything.

That’s Capricorn is it? https://piped.video/watch?v=WIjBO26qjYM (Life of Brian - 3 wise men)

wasn’t it originally idiotically named “SQL/Server”?

don’t forget about the ping pong table!

you could hold up a mirror and they still wouldn’t recognize themselves in it.

McDonald’s sent its own letter to its restaurant system on Monday, which was viewed by CNBC. Responding to the bill, the company said it and other franchisee groups “worked tirelessly over the past year to fight these policies and protect Owner/Operators’ ability to make decisions for their businesses locally and protect their restaurants and their crew.

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Our very-well-paid lobbyists are frantically schmoozing to bribe donate to whoever will take our money to vote to protect our crew from these egregious wage increases.

Your McDonald’s franchises are unsustainable? Oh well.