My prescription stopped changing in my late 20s.

I’m almost 40 so I know that time is coming to an end.

I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.

A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.

She wouldn’t let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

That is an insane amount of bananas details for “she has a box and won’t let us see what’s inside.”

I do want to warn you it hits hard. The album hits hard and the visuals really twist the knife.

It’s stage diving, and then “stage surfing.”

I want to open it overseas! Export some actual American culture.

I also want to have special football nights where we put the game on and do snack food appetizers. Pigs in a blanket, a couple crackpots of little smokies, chips and dip. There’s a big sign out front that says when we offer tea we mean southern style sweet tea, so please ask for unsweetened if that’s what you want!

So many ways this could be done right.

Moissanite is the absolute best.

I’m not guessing nothin.

I do the same.

“Here’s my thoughts. But since the consequences of your decisions are yours, make sure you want to listen to me.”