Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)

ikr it’s so tinny and weird. My monitor has pretty crap speakers but I’ll take that over listening to music on a phone anyway lol

smells like 2007 memes i love it

They’re terrified of a (usually) dead virus/other bug in a tiny vial but will do ozempic, massive doses of ivermectin and god knows what else lol

Floridaman has such an interesting story arc and I’m all for it

1, 7, 6, 4, 8, 3, 2, 5

jokes on you, I have the blessing from the spice gods

I come across this post right after I ordered a spicy curry I’m gonna really enjoy lol

fun fact, birds don’t have the spice receptors so they’re unaffected, chillis are spicy to deter mammals from eating them. birds help to spread their seeds

Edge is the best browser for downloading much better browsers lol

I love the long days lol

People still believe that long debunked “study” Wakefield did? it’s because autism is more recognised now. my mom recently got diagnosed and she’s in her 50s

I can wiggle my ears

I’m using windows. Istg every update I get fucks something up. and no matter how hard I try to disable windows updates, even forcibly, they keep coming back

Orr they could be having babies consecutively. know someone who has 6 kids one after another

Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

Idk where this myth started from but shrimp and lobsters are crustaceans, a separate class of arthropods within the phylum arthropoda. arthropoda is a massive phylum and bugs belong to the class insecta. lobsters and shrimp belong to crustacea so calling shrimp bugs is like calling whales hippos because they’re both from the clade artiodactyla /nerdmode off

The ads are so bad i don’t know if this is satire or not