Yes, but the conspiracy theory version is that it’s a scam to further the scam that is climate change. It doesn’t make any sense.
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Well, and “it causes cancer” is as well. But not like… It’s raining down cancer on you. More like jet fuel contains known carcinogens.
It’s more the direct effects. According to my mom, the chemtrails should have…I don’t know, but done whatever it was supposed to be doing by now. A 30+ year timeline for something causing cancer? So less bad than smoking? That’s the metric?
“It’s chemicals!”
“It’s spider webs of chemicals!”
“It’s microchips!”
“It’s sun blocking special metallic smoke!”
“It’s cancer seeds!”
- My Mom, an expert on chemtrails
4, trapped in a glass case of emotions.
Pope Scotty doesn’t know
That Jesus and me
Do it in my van every Sunday…
hansolo@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Airborne Rabies is a real thingEnglish4·10 days agoSure, but a lot of the bats have to actually have rabies first. If that’s not in the mix, you’re just converted in bat shit.
hansolo@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Airborne Rabies is a real thingEnglish41·11 days agoThe conditions is what makes this basically airborne anything.
What makes the disease airborne is a confined space where there’s so much literal shit, piss, blood, and/or saliva all around that when things that flap their wings and stir up the air, in fact, stir up the air, that droplets of their bodily fluids with rabies in it are simply statistically inevitable. By that same process, airborne Ebola is possible as well. So is airborne HPV, or HIV, or Polio.
“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of Bakelite?”
And slam it over and over. And the phone was fine.
I once had a machine with 4mb of ram. Was fine for Word 5.5 and Windows 3.1. Needed a boot disk to run Doom. Upgraded to 8mb and it was fine, if not overkill.
Son, have you tried just pulling your computer up by its boot straps and telling it that it only needs 8mb of ram because that was fine 35 years ago? /s
hansolo@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about 1 million liters of urine is spilled onto the bathroom floor every day in the U.S.English2·1 month agoI saw that name and design and wondered what in the hell that was.
FFS, just let me pee directly into a drain pipe that goes into the wall. I don’t need this fancy art piece as a piss middleman.
hansolo@lemm.eeto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Apparently a right-wing deacon said thisEnglish3·2 months agoOhhh, friendo, there’s about 500 million Christians in Africa that are heavily besieged by Evangelicals pushing this for the political clout. It’s rampant.
Plus, that Joel Osteen guy peddled a version of this hard.
hansolo@lemm.eeto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Apparently a right-wing deacon said thisEnglish8·2 months agoYeah, the widely practiced “Prosperity Gospel” stuff is like a religious studies PhD designed the most anti-Christian form of Christianity for a thesis, and suddenly people started picking it up and running with it.
hansolo@lemm.eeto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Apparently a right-wing deacon said thisEnglish44·2 months agoRemind me which level of Hell the hypocrites are in? Is it higher or lower than the one reserved for Jesus now?
Yeah, I think that seeking simple meaning is the inevitably of growing up in the mess of being online. Being offline and finding meaning in life is the purest form of rebellion to the status quo.
The number of them fully embracing and aspiring to things like tradwive life is terrifying. Their motivations are different, but the result is very similar.
hansolo@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about Planet Nine, a hypothetical ninth planet in the outer region of the Solar System.English9·2 months agoNot a stupid question.
Beyond the too far to reflect light aspect, the evidence we do have is gravitational effects to other bodies we can see and track. So there is evidence that something is out there. It’s just a matter of what and exactly where.
I think the real cross-generational parallel here going back is Boomers and cars. Their parents before WWII had the equivalent of bare bones stuff, but Boomer era cars were more complicated, but also meant status and were a hobby.
Looking forward, the Gen Z and A kids are just utterly abused by the social media that we xennials/millennial told them was a safe new requirement for life. It wasn’t. It was our leaded gasoline and secondhand smoke. However, their opportunity environment is that they don’t behave like we did as consumers. Their expectation that all media should be free and immediately available is where the world needs to bend to them. As Boomers loose their grip on the economy, open source everything is going to be the world they created for us.
We don’t need to expect everyone to learn like we did because it was a unique moment in time where tinkering got us somewhere in that specific area. But can you fix a carburetor float? No, and Boomers see your lack of awareness there the same as you see deficiencies in others.
Sure, but I think the cultural component of Agent Orange had a lot to do with it as well. That’s why it’s always sprayed by planes.