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If you it’s your neighborhood cat, then it’s probably only cat 1 or cat 2, so it won’t be of much use to you unless you wanna play Zork on your local community college’s mainframe. That might work.

Back in the day, the fuzzy ones had to sacrifice bandwidth for cuteness.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s fucking goddamn right

Firewire was awesome, and so was thunderbolt. Do you like USB-C? Cause that’s how we got there.

“We gat paid for quantity, not quality, dumbass”

I love it when memes are real

When Ricky came on, the wind began to blow.

Can Kid Rock summon the wind? That shitbag is lucky to summon a fart.

And his direct supervisor seems like the world‘s biggest hard ass, but is really just the world‘s biggest pushover.

Shit, me too. I’m glad I have it on my server…

It is what it is

Thank you!

I have some suspicion that this has happened already, but we just haven’t heard about it.

Yet…

There are at least a couple of those that I would really like

Coffee tastes very different at different temperatures. That’s one of the things I like the most about it. While I prefer it hot, I also like it on ice. I’m not a huge fan of it at room temperature, but sometimes I get distracted… So I end up drinking a lot of of it that way, lol.

The only thing is that I have to have it black. No milk, no sugar. I just like it straight.

Happy cake day!

That’s at least 6 murders for Hercule Poirot to solve! And possibly a jewel theft or two while he’s at it!