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I, too, am a wall-sized 1960s style computer

Processes any good punchcards lately?

Bikes?

Only 300 cm

This always felt like a boomer/zoomer thing to me

Is it still a cage when there are no bars on the back?

I wasn’t really being serious but I would say, yes

Sorry = something has gone wrong

No thanks = I’m not interested in an offer but also not apologizing for my actions

Anybody who responds to rejection this way will likely handle it poorly no matter what but don’t frame it as your own failure

“Sorry” = not honest

She deserved to be called a birch salient

Tsk Tsk. Making fun of your parents for their lack of RAM at your age