that image is from the whitest gif of all time

my autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

TIL it’s 2018

when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”

That’a not true at all. Looks like you’ve never seen Ancient Aliens. They thought ancient white people were stupid as fuck too.

I’m gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world’s most expensive uber driver

would’ve been better without “deliriously”. brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke

i’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year

all my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma

fuck the tbilisi tpolisi