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Like a little matryoshka doll, but with wolves, and cocaine 🥰

(Panicked expression) you did remember to take the wolves out first, didn’t you?

A Hyrox athlete (this incident making rounds on the internet is how I first heard of the sport) shat herself during a competition but kept going and won, using shared equipment with feces streaming down her legs. She proclaimed “a win is a win” and only apologized after backlash online and losing her sponsorship from Puma.

It’s the nostalgia 💜

Knocking up your entire neighborhood is an essential duty 🫡

Mint flavoring was added to toothpaste as a strategy by Pepsodent to make their toothpaste more appealing because it masked the flavor of other ingredients and the cooling sensation became associated with freshness. It became the default toothpaste flavor, but really you can flavor it any way you want.

I once got a gift set of these mini toothpastes in assorted flavors.

According to my beer-drinking friends, several companies have not only discovered the precise point where people will fold, but successfully marketed it too.