LEM 1689

This is an older story, but I installed Xubuntu on an ssd in my boomer parents Vista era computer to keep it running. They really didnt know the difference, my mom only played solitaire while Thunderbird was managable for my dad. My millenial neice and nephews had no idea either, I’d find exe files they would download, but noone ever said anything about why they didnt work anymore. They have no idea about how computers work.

I’m not very technical, but I had to move a jumper on my old 386 when I upgraded my modem.

this could use some punctuation marks but its funny anyway if not a bit redundant

I started groovin’ and she started movin’
And we really started feeling fine
In the midst of consummation she caused me aggravation
When she started messing with that mouse

Don’t you close that tab!
It’s my favourite website
Don’t you close that tab!
It goes on and on again

Faster Pussycat!

Tariff!

“Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old”

Devestated my childhood

Sounds so banal.

Ah

Which Who?

Also, it could not have. “Could” anything is pretty vague. Every childhood had a preceding history.

Remember the 80s recession? GenX remembers.

How about this cat?

I got the Signal!

At my age just breathing gives me gas. I sound like bagpipes with all the wheezing and tooting.

21st century pinto

“The Time Machine is interpreted in modern times as a commentary on the increasing inequality and class divisions of Wells’ era, which he projects as giving rise to two separate human species: the fair, childlike Eloi, and the savage, simian Morlocks, distant descendants of the contemporary upper and lower classes respectively.”

“(The Time Traveller) realizes that the Morlocks control and feed upon the Eloi.”

So, do the Germans have an equivalent to the old washroom toilet stall poem that goes:

Here I sit all broken hearted

Paid a dime and only farted

Having to pay a dime to use the toilet in a store.