littleblue✨

Do we have a ‘best of’ around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I’m in.

Not to mention that those tryhards going full weeboo on gatekeeping are ignoring various other “heretical” facts of sushi’s founding people, like: it’s fine to add just about anything you feel like to it. Oh, is krab™ in poor taste? What about ice cream? Snack chips? I mean, FFS, the Japanese have built a global reputation for taking a concept and improving on its efficiency or efficacy or both, all the while these scrote-bearded trogs are pinching their puds to dreams of katanas and isekai redemption. 🤪

The fact that the reply used “hieroglyphics” and cats have been pulling this shit longer ago than those were used as written language… And said poster’s argument was that “someday” that wouldn’t be the case?

Have they met a fucking cat?!

Try avocados. Loads more potassium, no rad load. 🤌🏽

MFW some rando makes it clear they have no idea what DeadJournal was. 😶🤷🏽

And a magat flag 🖕🏿

Christ on a pogo stick. 🤦🏽‍♂️ You’re one of them? Ew.

FWIW, I used to compete in “Bible Quiz” on my church’s team and made it to regionals before the elders realized they were training a group of teens to be able to argue their points and win. Besides, Cheezus ain’t no Joshua. Stay in your lane, ya blue box biproduct. 🤌🏽

Oh, so “edgelord”. Gotcha. 🙇🏽‍♂️

I can honestly say that I’ve yet to’ve seen a more beautiful and personally targeted use of this meme. The game is afoot, sir/madam.

p.s. You don’t walk on water, heal wounds, call down plagues, or wake the dead, right? Just checking.

This life is not a meritocracy. Don’t drink the fuckin’ Democracy™ juice. Be nicer to yourself and then, with that surplus, be nicer to others. 🙇🏽‍♂️🥳

That second shot’s a clear view of where he’s hidin’ 'em, too. 😶

First attempt auto-rejected, FWIW.

65+ hrs in… I wonder what my chances are…

Yes. 😶

With a strap? I’m taking the rock, but if it’s CQC? Sharpened stick every time. Spear > staff > sword, etc.

Funny thing about your run of the mill bruises: poking them is one thing, but massaging the blood away from the center will often enough, lessen the healing time by a great deal. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Sounds like your TV is extra reflective. 🤷🏼‍♂️

For serious. 😵‍💫🖕🏽

Poor li’l xeno just wants a sweater