LOGIC💣

I have brought great shame upon myself.

Since Jesus doesn’t know how to drive, you’d think he’d take one of the car’s four wheels rather than its steering wheel.

I saw some sort of PSA where they were diagramming how much a criminal could learn from these stickers, and one of the stickers was something like a picture of a gun, with the words, “Come and take them.” And the criminal commentary was, “These people have guns that we can take.”

If everyone had save states then it wouldn’t be a superpower.

Man, if I could have save states for my life and be able to reload from like any time in my life… Well, that would be one superpower that I’d like.

These people are better at using AI than like 99% of everybody, since they are actually critically and carefully reviewing its output.

One of the big problems with actually using AI for work is that, even for people who carefully and critically review it, sometimes, it is just too good at making slop look like something real.

Oh shit it’s Gorignak

Saturn is currently about 1 hour 22 minutes away from Earth at light speed. So even if everything moved at light speed, the time it takes for Saturn to learn of its victory, followed by the time it would take to move here at light speed, would mean that in the 3rd panel, the people are just waiting there looking at the sky for almost 3 hours.

The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is whatever let people like Musk attain great wealth and a platform, despite their incredible bias and incompetence.

your height in millimeters

This varies through the day.

I don’t think an elbow pushed into your spine would feel very good.

My comment was intentionally written to avoid complaining, because I knew that if it was a complaint, people would complain about it.

This comic is Sr. Grafo complaining on the internet about comments on the internet that he doesn’t like because those comments are complaining about other comments on the internet.

The whole point of a padded room is that there is nothing that the patient can ram themselves into. So I think they wouldn’t give her a chair if she was a patient.

The only conclusion is that she’s not a patient and has just gone in there for fun.

Why did Jesus and all of his disciples sit on the same side of the table at the last supper?

For me, lately, it’s literally been, “Oh shit. It’s 2am. I’ll just finish this chapter quickly.”

Then, “Fuck, it’s 3am. I forgot about the chapter thing. I basically need to put the book down this instant or I’m a failure as a human. I can not be awake at 4.”

Finally put it down at 4 and sleep at 4:15. Failure as a human.

All the other jobs have been taken by robots, so

Strange choice to make the time traveler a young child and eager to talk about their parents having sex.

Some herbivores make good pets.

When life gives you time, make timeonade.