Ou yo

This comic is the shit

And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

Bath wolves

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

Flirt on, if you like her. You’re gonna be awkward. It’s gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she’ll like the awkwardness. She’s looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn’t meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there’s still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

Beat me to it.

Found the real German!