This concept should’ve been a slam dunk, and they blew it.

“There once was a lady who swallowed a fly…”

Is this the stuff that causes the “impending doom” sensation? That stuff’s weird.

I remember this guy. I cut off his friend’s head and stuck it through a mystic portal.

(EDIT: Referencing the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent)

Psychic Tears - That’s a good band name.

You want real life beltalowda?

I understand this mathematically, but can somebody explain it logically?

Let me guess; Old Wisdom that’s fallen out of practice?

And then somebody turned it into a fast food restaurant.

Long as it isn’t out of a shoe.

Seriously though, why does the UI suck so much? We’ve seen Reddit, we know how a useful UI should work.

What were those memes of the skeletons with guns saying stupid stuff?

Happy Wheels?