Sometimes I wish there were Easter eggs like this in programming languages. But then, people would just be using these Easter eggs for everything

That explains a lot about how GitHub works… or doesn’t.

Imagine how you will feel still working at 85

Run it in production.

Not people who are employed. 😇

It’s best not to think about what PHP used to be. It will make you sick. Just know that it is very mature at this point. It is not as Serverless friendly as some of the other languages, but if you were running a VPS with a more traditional LAMP style set up, you can’t go wrong with PHP

I fucking love PHP. I know I probably sound crazy to most developers, but PHP 8+ is freaking dope.

This type checking, is it at run time?

People still use ruby?

Your mother is a language.

It’s JavaScript with sugar added.

Typescript, a language. Hah.

I went to a LAN party way back in the 90s, and there was one kid who had a burner. It was back when they could easily fail to burn, so he had a stack of failed burns for us to nuke all night.

They will love it

Microwave

Now, that is completely understandable. This is also a reason I don’t publish most of my things. They work, they work well, but… Some of it is kind of nasty. However, other developers are going to understand. Just mention this in the read me file. Or better yet, use this as an opportunity to refactor code. An LLM could be very helpful For that process.

If you are not familiar with the process of using git or GitHub, i’m sure many of us, including myself, would be more than happy to help you.

You’re right that mathematical proofs are usually published on arXiv and then in journals. But since you mentioned code: sharing code on GitHub is actually very normal in research. Even if it’s just a solver or scripts for experiments, putting it on GitHub helps with reproducibility, gives others a chance to learn from or build on your work, and makes it easy to cite. There’s no obligation to polish it perfectly—lots of research repos are just “as is” snapshots to support a paper.

That’s not how it works. Put it on GitHub like the rest of us and stop making excuses.

So why haven’t you published the method?

I’d npm run watch you git push origin daddy