wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!

Why should I pick some chump who’s gonna give up on me in the middle of the relationship. I want someone who’s gonna last, like Brie!

I appreciate the sentiment, but if you forget to vote I got no sympathy for you

“Let the ruling classes tremble at a Feline revolution. The kittens have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world of catnip to win!”

The only one that might have a legitimate argument is Freddy. He was burned to death by a vigilante mob after being “cleared” by the justice system. So one could understand his need for revenge. (Just ignore the fact that he really was a child killer and only got off on a technicality)

Maybe they’re talking about that song by Pink, in which case I 100% sympathize with OP’s point

Yeah, you would learn some things, but you’d end up speaking like cringy middle schooler. Business and daily life conversations are significantly different from anime and manga ones.

Given enough time, all graveyards are like that

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

Stupid sexy cheddar won’t leave me alone

Fuck if I know, it’s kbin for me

Oh god! People might find out about Lemmy, fuck what do we do???

As long as it’s not actually something stolen from another site, what’s the harm?

Not gonna lie, this is something I’d probably try if I had the means to do it

Say what an a-hole

On reddit the only thing that matters is the first few votes. The content of your comment doesn’t matter, people will pile on the upvotes or downvotes because agreeing with the group gives you a dopamine rush

all right, I got it, thanks!

aaaah ok, I was thinking there was like some sort of “war on christmas boobs” controversy or whatever that I had missed somehow

all right, someone’s gonna have to explain this one to me

Maybe I’m just a cynic, but this seems very much part of the PR script for any controversy of the past 20 years or so.

1. Cause controversy

2. Get backlash

3. Say there were death threats in basklash

4. Paint opposition in bad light, claim to be the real victim and bask in all the feel good comments from people saying “it was controversial, but come on, death threats are not cool”

5. Conversation derailed, continue as planned

Seriously, go look at one of the comment threads on that other site. It’s now all about how “deranged indie devs” are hurting honest hard working Unity employees. Maybe it was a real threat, maybe it wasn’t, but they’re sure as fuck going to milk it for all they can now.