The US government hates anything that can perform math too fast.

You mean royals with cheese

Imaginary numbers are any number multiplied by the square root of negative 1, a complex number has both a real and imaginary part. 10+i is complex, 10*i is imaginary.

Don’t you have to go to New Jersey to watch any professional sports team?

Facts aren’t going to change any of them for voting for him. Quoting Revelations 13:3 might scare them a little. “One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.”

That looks scary, I need to pick up my bucket.

Do y’all not even cat? Every location on a cat has a preset pet limit, if you reach it they attack. That is also an over all pet limit that counts down to attack. And then sometimes cats just like to attack for no damn reason.

6 months would be an improvement

Churchs were mad that nuns were giving away too much money to the poor, so they made a rule to try to reduce it. a bunch of nuns started giving away a bunch of stuff to celebrate st Nicholas Day to get around the rules. Protestants show up and want to get away from celebrating saints, people like giving and receiving stuff on st Nicholas Day, so Protestants come up with wanting baby Jesus giving the gifts, but babys aren’t very good at following directions so they get older kids to do it which is where Chris Kringle comes from. You end up with a bunch of regional offshoots of either st Nicholas or of Chris Kringle. Then the idea of putting bad kids in sacks and beating them with sticks shows up but for some reason no one wanted st Nicholas or a baby Jesus analog to do the beating so a bunch of offshoot characters start showing up as helpers to the gift giver to punish bad kids.
The krampus is hard to pin down because it was in rural areas of Germany and most of the documentation about it is from post cards made in cities using 2nd and 3rd hand information to design what the krampus looks like.

My favorite part is when New Folder made a cameo in New Folder (3)