“Simp” is a misogynistic alt-right dogwhistle. That’s enough of an argument to completely disregard your point.

are known to be simp

Can we please not parrot alt-right dogwhistles here?

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I have increasingly been assuming the shitjustworks instance is all right wing lunatics and libertarianisms

Your #1 mistake is assuming that users on a decentralized social media instance are a monolith.

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