man, I’m old. I remember the keyboard connector before the ps/2 ports. I think it was called AT connector? I forget. Probably dementia

meanwhile, I have like 3 keys. Car key, two front door keys.

i had a job in IT where NOTHING happened. I basically just went on reddit all day. This was over a decade ago. I worked on maybe 1-2 tickets a WEEK. It was a very well paying job. I literally just went on reddit all day. it was great. I regret giving that job up.

payed is a nautical term. You meant paid.

haha. that’s a good one. oh, you were serious?

They do.

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Even holocaust survivors call what we do the animals a holocaust. not THE holocaust, but A holocaust. It’s truly disgusting. We kill 1-3T animal EVERY FUCKING YEAR. It’s beyond fucked.

it’s actually “yes.”

I REALLY hope MS crashes and burns. They’re a shitstain company, and the shit Gates did as CEO was atrocious.

yeah, but it’s microsoft. what’s the longest you’ve gone without rebooting windows? a couple days? It stands to reason.

haha. I have 32GB of RAM in my server, and even though I run a LOT of stuff, it rarely gets past 6 or 7GB used

It’s not “processing”. It’s murder. Call it what it is.

my cats bolt when they see me get the vacuum out. I know, because I just vacuumed (go me!) and they ran. Yes, this was a humblebrag that I vacuumed.

Vietnam, anyone?

You know, if you have to tell someone you are something, you probably aren’t. It should be evident.

Nice. I love seeing rich cunts making poor choices.

Americans:

“praise the supreme leader!” - wow, brainwashing much?

“I pledge allegiance to the flag…” - Yup, this is fine.

stockholm syndrome

remember when you got pay tv BECAUSE there were no ads? those were the days.