Me: Mom, can we get a Ferrari?

Mom: No, we have Ferrari at home

Ferrari at home:

The secret ingredient then was the same as it is today.

Slave labor.

It’s a nice, subtle “fuck you” to guests you don’t really like

I raise you

Ooh, that’s my favorite flavor of

Whoop or regular?

And that’s assuming that all the boxes are the same size. There could be many more than 51 if they’re “hiding” in the middle.

Gotta have that ^w _o ^b _b ^l _e

Well shit, that’s weirdly viable.

Yep, meant it as a joke.

Out of scope for the project, we’ll flush it from the backlog and include it in another epic.

They have their own databases, no additional info required.

Fine, we’ll add altitude as well.

GPS coordinates. Much more efficient than storing country, province, city, address, and postal code. Let the front end handle the rest.

I believe this is called a “stand up”. That is, you’re standing up your real work for an hour so a useless middle manager scrum master can feel like they’re contributing.

Yeah, the water levels in DKC1 are pretty slick as well (Charles Cornell talks about that one too).

The DKC series also had some amazing music (especially DKC2). Overall some of my favorite games from my childhood.

Even DK64 was okay for me, though it came out at probably the best time for me to enjoy it (I think I was 11 or 12 and had lots of time to burn).

Here’s a great musical analysis on Stickerbush Symphony, for anyone interested.

Related xkcd:

Nobody said it would be easy