phonics

you dont know how to read?

oh man, rolly pollie in my aioli ravioli!

holy moly a rolly poly!

Hey Angus, why is Hettie on fire?

Oh she just walked past Bessie.

Best to give Bessie a wide birth ey Angus.

That’s right Maggie, when you see Bessie coming you better MOOOOOOve over.

Oh nice one Angus.

Thanks maggs that’s why they call me the cow-median.

Would you pay… Island money?

Werthers original is my go to. Sweet, slightly salty. And lasts like 5 mins in your mouth, by the time it’s dissolved in your mouth your are already hopefully in your next flow state. And only 20kcal per candy

As someone who walks everywhere…I am not fit. So no flip side. It’s uphill both ways