A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.

The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn’t delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

Oh that’s why yoplait is so fucking good

Is that the one with corn and beef? I’m starving

the

WHAT

Jesus Christ

Crash bandicoot was written in fucking LISP

They’re against the side of your computer

Two people are fighting and one gets control of the other. He then throws the person across the room instead of killing him.

Are you hiring

if Jesus is a top that changes everything

it means he really is daddy

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He was saying, just take the eagles dumbasses

I’m a slut for cum fill me Judas

~Jesus Christ, probably

Also Jesus was a bottom

Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god

I’d literally rather risk losing everything to a blue screen than use something arcane, deliberately difficult to use, unnecessarily complicated and bereft of any interesting or useful programs.

Linux is great for niche scenarios, like software development, but horrible for most daily use and any critic who pretends otherwise is ignorant or lying.

It’s because people are being conditioned to be hostile to each other. You’re suffering because of this attack of connectedness, not because of anything you’re doing wrong.