And also abolished federal for profit prisons

Lol

How is it a problem?

I live online, no one I know lives anywhere close enough to casually visit me, let alone just pop over unannounced. If someone rings my doorbell they either want to sell me something or are dropping a package off. Either way, why go to the door?

Depictions of death as happy like this bother me because that’s generally how I feel about suicide (I’m safe, don’t worry, yada yada yada) and this still feels wrong somehow and those conflicting emotions fuck me up

I don’t take it personally, they don’t know what they’re missing out on

Nah your reward is something you reap throughout the month, it’s more pleasurable sessions with your favorite dildo because having not come in a while really heightens the experience

I’m serious, it does

Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I’ve sensitized it

Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.

Hmmmmmm, that’s a question for someone religious

Women don’t have a prostate tho and don’t die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great

That’s just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically

Oh that’s not bad then. Like still sucks but not too far

Tie me to a bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me as I tremble and twitch and tell me it’s ok 👀

Tragic

I remember being new to programming and wondering that and then getting introduced to arrays. Matrixes blew my mind

Look small talk is all well and good but don’t keep pressing for info on what I’ve been up to because telling you all about how I’ve been spending most of my days as a puddle of self hatred on the couch doesn’t make for good small talk

Spectrum and Xfinity are both comcast

They’re fucking buzzy, not rumbly, and it sucks