Actually, they turned into, in order, vibe coder, vibe fortune teller and linkedin influencer.

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What is your purpose?

Do you just want a job or do you want to program for fun? If you want backend, that’ll be very different than frontend, do you want corporate or startup?

I didn’t care about that, but I think java, for backend would be a first choice, as it has the biggest amount of “it just works with that”.

I think scala is cool too, very modern and with A LOT of less boilerplate, all the JVM support, so it can work with almost anything in the backend, but for working for jobs, it’s not very used.

The most used language has the most of the worst code, quarkus is a new framework (and very good), ejbs are enterprise java beans (the worst thing ever made).

I think a lot of the code was written by a lot of people in a rush, very backend of the backend, but EXTREMELY needed. Java is hated (I hate it too), but the new things in it? It’s amazing too (I only love the new stuff).

Gson in the corner murdered:

it wasn’t funny in any way, but JSHITBOSS “microservice” (it was a jboss service with one microservice inside, in a kubernetes pod, with only one core, tell me about redundancy). Service classes with over 2000 lines of code, it shouldn’t even be called spaghetti code, more like lasagna code, the pasta came in layers, separation of concerns was a mere suggestion, code was not thread safe (and it needed to be), but there was only 40 Ejbs for each “stateless” service inside de EAR, so number go up, code goes better.

I refactored it, it’s now in the glorious quarkus 3.27, on virtual threads and java 21, not hyperbole, but 5x more throughput and you don’t need 7 phds in italian cousine.

Edit: I also saw, in Angular, the infamous:

if (variable === true || variable === 'true' || variable === "true") {

Yeah, it’s a joke, but I disagree on the void, the other languages on the meme doesn’t need a return type (when they are returning nothing), java needs it.

And the best:

public static void () {}

Don’t stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently “can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?”.

This always work for me.

Then he takes all the antidotes.

Maybe because it’s a youtube video, but IDK