Missing fifth panel:

Stop linking xkcd without including the alt-text.

A little? The comic even brings out the Soros bogeyman. Lemme see if I can find the sauce, I suspect it is telling.

Hmmm, concerning, but inconclusive so far.

Even more concerning.

The number of people in this thread claiming to dislike the second most popular trilogy in cinematic history - LOTR - is statistically unlikely.

Lest anyone accuse Yog of voting for Trump, rest assured, their post history strongly implies they’re not American and have zero understanding of American politics.

Reclusive houses may or may not be recluse houses, you have to check.

Do not buy a recluse house unless you love spiders.

Andrew Tate is the absolute worst, but it is also a fact - one that has been true for all of recorded history - that competing with each other for female attention is a generally popular male motivation. And when a guy doesn’t do those things, he can expect mockery. Do you have anything nice to say about neckbeards? No? Didn’t think so.

You think OP isn’t a Windows 10 user? Why?

Sexual harassment isn’t a crime, and hitting on a coworker is textbook sexual harassment. You should probably talk to HR before you get yourself fired.

Harassment isn’t a crime, so you’re probably safe from prison.

That’s the fun part, you can’t. Don’t assume they think you’re gross, but do remember that you don’t know what they think.

Or a female model. I’m certainly not here to discourage lesbians!

Telling someone they’re beautiful when they think you’re gross is creepy/harassment.

Not as dark as I was expecting. Marley’s mother seems genuinely supportive.

When she inevitably cheats on Tom with Charlene, I think we’ll all have seen it coming.

Someone with a lot of liquid thorium on hand and an interest in Imperial precision?

STOP POSTING SMBC COMICS WITHOUT THE VOTEY!

How bad is it where you live? Where I’m from that would be a fairly easy small claims court suit for breaxh (or done in bulk, you’d get all the tenants together and do a class action for breach).

Were you not on a lease? Lease contracts always lock your rent in for the time period they’re good for.

Isn’t that point as soon as you’ve seen it once?