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Hahahha. Oh, Glaidfflaid sure hates Mrronnndais!

I think some of my coworkers are just high coherence media transformers.

Yep. Github Copilot is good enough for me to move all my stuff off of Gitgub.

Pretty much every basic terminal command for linux. Grep is the one that comes to mind.

You want Skynet? 'Cause that’s how you get Skynet.

Or we can round out the confusion and call it PythonScript

WHERE the_data_matches_the_vaguely_defined_parameters_in_your_head_that_you_never_told_me

Meow.

Give em to yo mama for a light afternoon snack?

Ugh. Pepper / Mint / Peppermint soaps: 1/10 would not recommend.

Tale as old as time. I’ll just leave this here: https://genius.com/Tool-hooker-with-a-penis-lyrics

Used to be to get to California, ya had to hitch up yer covered wagon and cross the wild western plains fer months. Now ya gotcha ya Tes-las and yer Aer-o-planes.

Alternately: I remember when everyone on a flight could smoke. The cabin filled with a blueish unbreathable haze. Nobody had personal electronics, and in-flight entertainment was rare, so every child on the plane was continuously crying, whining, or yelling.

The incident will be reported at /var/log/auth.log

If Superhappyfunland begins to smoke, move away and seek shelter immediately.

Same and my neck and shoulders from looking at that pillow.

Disagree. I will wear my most comfortable clothes. I will sit wherever I want, which includes the floor. I will sleep if delayed, even 30 min. I will not judge others for anything they have to do to get through that nonsense.

I’m pretty sure. “It’s 1am. Nothing else is open, and you need to sober up.” is Taco Bell’s default marketing campaign.

Truly, the hero we need.

I can see that. “This is going to be a problem in the future.” makes it memorable.