I mean a lot of my problems can be linked to paternal neglect and derision and Pedro is right there so…

Fool. In time, I shall shed this mortal coil and be absorbed and manifest into more mushrooms than you can imagine.

Yes, the template is Al generated. No, i didn’t find any better one. No, i didn’t search for long because i’m lazy. Please just accept my gratitude.

Took me like 15 seconds

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/415485805/Carrying-society

For one of those companies, that was probably true. They had been increasingly profitable for all ~15 years they had been open, most of the white-collar employees were vocally pro-Trump, and then there was chitchat over how tariffs are making it difficult to produce our goods (we had used aluminum and a lot of other imported materials), and I doubt half of them ever put two and two together.

“You’re certainly qualified for this job and we’d love to have you. Welcome aboard!”

Some time later:

“Sorry, we can’t afford to pay our employees to continue doing their jobs so we’re going to have to let you go”

This has happened twice to me within the past year.

I was asking since I’ve seen more egregious cases of people rewriting what they’ve said. Your change is relatively mild and you were open about it, so I wasn’t sweating it for this case.

Is there a way to see an archive of posts/comments before each edit?

It’s impossible these days to find someone qualified to use Google image search and/or click and drag images and text on a blank workspace and/or use established tools such as imgflip or kapwing

You could have just said Lorem ipsum and it would have made as much sense

Normalize not passing on generational trauma

I didn’t sign no doggone social contract

Sigh… You’re being difficultly obdurate and pedantic. Let’s say “No overtly and/or directly political memes” then.

There are suitable subforums for most of those, but they’re typically bothersome in a general meme page for both audiences and mods

I’m finding no matches for this image or some text on it, so it seems like you made this meme and posted it onto a forum which has only a couple of those criteria as its actual rules. Is this just bad faith smear campaigning to stir shit against this community and/or its mods?

Rule 3 is also the only one of these rules that is the slightest bit dubious. The rest are justifiable for most audiences and mod teams, assuming there’d be a reasonable time limit to when reposting would be permissible.

I understood that much. Take it up with shneancy@lemmy.world for what their interpretation requires.

The set dressing either should have been communicated clearer to not be confusing or wholly omitted.

“call” is a transitive verb.

“from” is a preposition.

Words have meaning. Grammar has a purpose. The joke-teller is necessarily within the store making a call to an unspecified “her” for unspecified reasons and we know this via the rare skill known as reading. Just because a vocal plurality of people interpret a Rorschach inkblot test or a Jackson Pollock painting as a specific message, that does not make those pieces mean anything, let alone any specific one thing or analogous things.

Ok, then a person who uses “her” as a pronoun rather than exclusively a woman.

All other criteria are essential to meet the apparent meaning of the joke.

I fed a hundred 5 star chefs’ dinners to a dog and then the dog shit them out but I still made the dogshit

I thought this was an actual photo of Bananarea 51

Yes, that’s why the first thing I said was asking if it was meant to be comprehensible because I could not parse a clear and singular intent behind it for reasons I’ve already mentioned. “Incomprehensible” is a genre of media, especially for TikTok.