Nobody:

OP: “POV:”

To give the fish nightmares for the rest of its life.

On the opposite side of the sun, sharing an orbit with Earth, forever hidden from view.

What did you say to her?

He’s a hack, always “playing himself.” He thinks he’s cute.

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man. In a factory downtown.

Unpopular opinion: Christopher Walken isn’t funny.

Or a good actor. But mostly, he, and his way of speaking, isn’t funny.

I wasn’t going to until you told me to!

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They may interpret hand pets as grooming too.

There’s a typo in your username.

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Mega Juuls

Plato’s allegory of the cave.

She probably Chinese.

In Canada, they come in bags.

Yeah, those are eggs, move along.

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