Yeah… I don’t think this would work. I worked customer service for 5 years and, if anything, now I have less patience with the reps because I know exactly how they’re fucking up and how to fix it.

You don’t have to wait that long. Programmers are already patching software for the Y2K38.

Rowling

It’s not. It’s weird that you’re defending a billionaire, bootlicker.

I just tell people “don’t swipe unless you wanna see my dick” and that usually does it.

They also used actual military tactics to fight the Emus, like mapping their routes and setting up ambushes. In one of these, they managed to get close to a flock of about a thousand emus and attacked them with machine guns only allowing the escape of… lemme check… about a thousand emus.

I got the second Punic war, but I think that’s just a freebie. I also spent a lot learning about the Falkland’s war just to annoy Argentinians online.