Silly, the cat’s in charge whether you’re gone or not!

Oh for sure, I just find it interesting, that’s all.

I just like guys with beards :3

Why ten hours?

Also, I am sooo glad my cat doesn’t do that lol. She’s a good kitty :3

And then they cuddle <3

Oh right you’re the person who I got shipped with in a femcel comment thread!

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I bet you’re pretty cute.

oh, i dont have a partner lol

im just an admirer :3

Wow, I didn’t realise I was such a minority.

I think men look wayyy better with facial hair: moustaches, full beard, two-weeks of stubble; anything, really.

I wonder if that’s why I am the way that I am.

Omg that’s so cute!

And then they kiss :3

I’m aware, but it takes a lot of effort to immigrate, and executive function goes brrrrr

I have European citizenship, but I really like the idea of Canada (where I might be eligible for citizenship due to having a Canadian ancestor).

I will greatly enjoy these if/when I manage to move to Canada :3

Technically she said “make everyone lactose intolerance”, not “intolerant”.

Obligatory “CATS CAN’T HAVE MILK!!!”

Seriously, though: don’t poison your kibbies :<

This? This is freedom. 🇺🇸 🦅 🎸🔥

i need to get out of here o_o

I use Arch btw :3

I wish I could…