Well technically it’s particles reducing osmotic pressure but the remedy is drinking water and that’s a tad bit harder to explain.

It should have the numbers change in the middle like a digital clock but look like the numbers on a clock.

It very much depends on how close to hardware they are.

If someone is working with C# or JavaScript, they are about as knowledgeable with hardware as someone working in Excel(I know this statement is tantamount to treason but as far as hardware is concerned it’s true

But if you are working with C or rust or god forbid drivers. You probably know more than the average IT professional you might even have helped correct hardware issues.

Long story short it depends.

Fun fact, caffeine has a half life of 3-7 hrs, after that the positive effects fade and you are left with all the negative(jitters, dehydration, fatigue, depression…) but it will be an average of 5 hrs. so to alleviate this you should only drink half the caffeine you would normally consume in the morning and half about 3-5 hours into your shift, or Probably far less than that given how much caffeine people drink to avoid the above mentioned symptoms, also drinking plenty of water and try magnesium and exercise too ensure the caffeine moves out of your body before the symptoms kick in, or consider switching to a natural alternative like cocaine(That last bit was a joke don’t sue me)

Really?! That sounds like awful management.

To be fair it is sharp enough to cut through atoms and space time destroying the fabric of reality allowing you to turn back time to the Big Bang and reshape the universe in your image.

NOW LISTEN UP! Do exactly what I say and I won’t throw my poop at you!

Shhhhure, what would you have us do?

Lemme hear you say 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Again! 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

A pyramid scheme isn’t fraud, it’s a way of life and every single day you gota get up, look in the mirror and say, I,m the One Taking every one’s money, I’m the one exponentially increasing the required sails to a point it’s mathematically impossible to achieve, and if you can’t do that you might as well get up and walk away you’re not ready for the pyramid scheme life!

I don’t worry, why would I worry? After all the numbers haven’t stopped…yet.

Fine by me, Im leaving anyway.

Cower mortals, you stand before your god!

That will teach the thief for taking artistic license.

The world would never allow a truly fun and justifiable Evil character, They didn’t even let Thanos have his shine in the second movie.

Reminds me of a homeless man I knew that drank windshield wiper fluid when he couldn’t get alcohol… No joke here It just reminded me of him.

You know what I value more than this? Bricks!

Thanks chatGPT.

New DnD Idea just dropped.

Protected by a literal god but I have no idea why it wasn’t movable after oden died.

50 Years later look I made this human smart

Relax the plants fine now.

That’s why IM letting the Us Government sponsored by AppleGoogle® put a listening device in my room because I know Im innocent so they would never hurt me

Ps. Bat Man’s on rule is don’t kill not don’t put innocents in comas