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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Six Stages of Code Grief
11·29 days agoI’m dealing with this currently. Thank you all for confirming that I’m not crazy
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Programming@programming.dev•A thought on the useful inefficiency of reading the docs
12·1 month agoWhat will happen to all our devs when they never actually spend they never develop anything
Sad part is this such and old photo. But it’s still a huge problem
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Programming@programming.dev•Do you actually read documentation, or just search it when you’re stuck?
2·1 month agoI read, when you read you gain very deep insight if it’s written well
Nothing compares to slow rot and decay of the office. Every day your body slowly grows more decrepit, more out of form. Fingers bending to natural shapes, knuckles becoming knobbed and fingers thin. The slow click clack of the keyboard and shuffle of paper lulling your mind into a soft slumber you dare not take. Your back aches, but you know it’s your fault for not keeping good posture, surely it’s not related to spending god knows how many hours sitting in the same exact spot. Your legs feel numb. What how long have you been here exactly? How many hours has it been? Surely your shift is over now sure the clocks is wrong? The calendar too? Bill from accounting comes to your desk pulling your mind away from this terrifying thought. more office chatter, can’t he see your busy? You have so much work to do, wait, what is it you do again? You’ve been here so long but you still can’t really tell what it is they want you to do. You pretend as long as you can. Papers in papers out, emails read and responded, forms filled. When people ask what you do you give them some vague important sounding title and try to change the subject. How long have you been here…?
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memes@lemmy.world•Microsoft locking local users, Android preventing sideloading…
4·2 months agoThey are using “sideloading” to confuse the masses and give it a negative connotation
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memes@lemmy.world•Microsoft locking local users, Android preventing sideloading…
109·2 months agoWe need to stop calling it side loading. Say it what is is android wants to stop people from installing apps
That’s also a huge one
“Drink water, eat more regular, and sleep regularly” “NOT EVERYTHING THAT WORKS FOR YOU WORKS FOR ME”
Edit: 9 times outta 10 it’s one of these or you learned a bad thought pattern you need to figure out how to unlearn
The ending was so twisted I regretted watching it almost. Idk how I didn’t see it coming. Heart wrenching stuff
How I feel after watching we were liars
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Programming@programming.dev•Which is more important to you in a language, feature richness or documentation quality?
1·3 months agoI’m going to save this because it sums up the problem perfectly
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Programming@programming.dev•In Praise of the Contrarian Stack
2·5 months agoWhy do you think mercurial is superior to git?
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Programming@programming.dev•This Overly Long Variable Name Could Have Been a Comment | Jonathan's Blog
2·5 months agoSomething’s you leave out but let’s say instead you are using some enumerator like in Python over a list of some objects. Sure you can use “i” but what if it’s a list of apples then why not make the iterator “apple”
For Apple in apples
Simple example but the concept can go a long way
Everytime a magat brings this up I always hit them with the counter conspiracy that it’s the microplastics
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memes@lemmy.world•Live long enough to see yourself become the villain
2·6 months agoThanos just had a hard on for lady death
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memes@lemmy.world•Live long enough to see yourself become the villain
35·6 months agoExactly, not only moderate but extremely. Dude completely succeeds in his goal, entire universe against him. Elon is on twitter whining on X because his boyfriend kicked him outta the house


Office politics is stupid. This is a company why can’t we just do what makes logical sense why do I have to do what jeff and his bad ideas want to do 🥲