When someone previously told a vrtx vm not to auto boot after power up and none of the remote access is working either… Both undocumented as well, of course. And your tired AF tech is statically configuring the wrong IP range on their laptop to manu because it’s been a long shutdown day and are also unfamiliar with the system in general (me). Good times, I figured it out though, but lots of sweating and swearing.

I’m not, I’m also imagining an alternate timeline where their last name was Holder instead of Held

He’s still wearing it when he feeds the pupper his night night yums, which would be after the appointment and after picking up the prescription.

It puts the homemade chilimac into the waffle iron

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

That’s most of Canada really, outside of southern Ontario and Quebec. Sometime in the last 12 months Eastlink dropped their gigabit cable by $40 where I am so I’m hopeful for incoming competition finally. My 5 year goal is to move outside of town, so I’ll likely be going with skynet because I highly doubt I’ll have much choice.

Even if it’s shit, there are options for internet so long as the sky is accessible.

Choose the recluse house! I bought a cheap house with neighbours and now the recluse houses are expensive. I made the bad choice.

Maybe not your edit, but excellent work Helldiver! The up vote pails in comparison to how much I love this.

I prefer that when done properly a network admin is simply forgotten about.

Where’s my network admins at?

I would like those but I also live somewhere where Ford fusions have light bars so I try not to care too much anymore.

Mine has “auto brights” that I swear were designed by an evil bastard. They flashed people often enough that I’ve taken to turning them off and just go with my normie lights unless it’s country driving now.

Ford surprisingly is one of the few that don’t do this. At least for what I have anyways, but it’s not base model.

The only thing I’ll have to pay for to continue using is the GPS in another year or so. The app itself is free but pretty limited in overall functionality. Remote start, lock unlock, check tire pressure and oil life.

They only complaint I have is the damn windows take forever to thaw the seal enough to roll down unless I pull them back a little.

Incorrect, I have no garage…

I guess that depends on what you mean by “smart car”. It’s a 2021 Ford and the app let’s me do scheduled starts. Turns on the steering wheel and seat warmers too.

Scheduled auto start for the win!

It’s not as bad as 140k, I think somewhere around 100k, but I have a guy like this too and he’s the office joke. Worst part is the guy who can fire him knows but for some reason is still hanging on to him.

He’s not the reason I participate in RSP though, that’s definitely my 4 kids and early wake up needs for work. Love 'em to pieces but I’ll be damned if I don’t get some quality silence or other mindful disconnect from reality before sleeping. Sometimes it’s just sitting in the lazy boy with the lights down low and my air pods in (noise cancellation on, nothing playing).

I wish our cabinets looked like this… we’re supposed to be getting a retractable patch panel soon for a pilot. Hopefully it doesn’t suck.

Hey, I wasn’t saying I had an issue with them. I for one welcome the cobra chicken’s return every spring and weep for their departure every fall. Because they signal the changing of the season from winter to not winter, and in Northern Ontario winter is long… and very much on its way.

That’s the Canada Goose. Although I don’t know anyone who hates them, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were.