those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
i hate soup
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date
When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?
Anything else?
Trying this every time I need to delete an account
untreatable knee pain speedrun
I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated
I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn’t zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue
why install this when my coworkers will do it anyway
hey hey hi there mr tony
Here are all the people who deployed me
Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle
(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
auditors gonna make absolute bank from bribes
Instead of the NSA it’ll be a random Google contractor
The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC
Won’t those medications reach the baby if the labour takes too long?
It perfectly captures all the essence of dogs going full berserk crocodile goblin mode
I didn’t even know they released int2
my favourite animal
the carbonara
Same
Ok Mr Task Manager
Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye