Matt hung himself in MY office was a nice touch, like the mug was in on the joke

Russell Peters joke

Technically you would still be buying it out of irony but I get your meaning

This is intentional, they could offer proper TiB storage but Apple started doing this decades ago just to shave pennies and now it’s caught on

Hydrocunts unite!

Read “Read” as a command instead of a past tense :)

Tough day for keyboards today

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Yyyyyup

Was about to say the NES just plugged in and goes! And then realized that if I wrote that, people would read it.

Consumption in general is a gradient though

It’s like sugar, you get a hit, energy, then it fades, and you’re chasing that micro high

That’s consumption. We’re all guilty of it one way or another, anything you don’t need or higher priced than the value it brings us is on one end of the spectrum, and it gives you a fake high while delaying your financial independence

We should strive to feed this system as little as possible, it does not benefit us.

And you lose most of the audience when discussing median, I’m guessing there was a conscious choice to sacrifice some accuracy for comedic value

Carlin was a prophet

Except that coffee doesn’t need to be brewed at the literal boiling point of water, so you’re wrong there.

Also the lawsuit demonstrated that even 82-88c (as the manual described) was negligently high, and that 60c was plenty hot enough and in fact what most establishments served coffee at

In fact human cells denature at about 60c so any hotter causes damage to your body.

The trial was never anchored around 100c at all

Rotate Loss 90 degrees

4k is clutch, I have this, tiled windows, and universal zoom enabled so I can zoom on one thing and the 4k means it’s perfectly legible, the zoom out for the full view

You had me at poop in a bag

Food…

The kid could catch a beating for this and it’d still be healthier than actually eating it

Nicely done