During Covid one of my friends was like “you get a skateboard and I’ll get a BMX bike and it’ll be like we’re teenagers again!”
And I’m like, what orthopedic surgeon is paying you to propose this exactly?
Hell I’m a part-time father in my 40s and that’s an extreme sport at this point.
I tried so hard to make this point in my HS english class. She’d deride us for not using “sucks” the way it’s defined in the dictionary or whatever else we’d say. Lady, the word “sucks” is uttered about 10 billion times a day, and only about 1/10 of those are about differences in pressure. But yes please lecture me on what the meaning of the word is.
epilogue
After I graduated, she and her husband invited me to their house for “internet tutoring.” WIthin 15 minutes they were trying to fuck me. And thus I discovered the rumors about her were true.
Not my favorite, Caustic Cola Classic
Connected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
Isn’t this some rule 5 right here
You can just do this in life too, it’s interesting to have friends of different ages who can sometimes offer insight and wisdom, and sometimes be the recipient of it.
But if you see a 56 year old with only 21 year old friends, obv run.
Y’all our foreign policy towards Israel hasn’t changed in the last 65 years. Yes, both sides serve them.
So we have to strip that out of the system, since burning the system down doesn’t seem feasible.
Which party do you think is most likely to see the light on them… hmm
If you absolutely have to kill them - they are destructive and once they start a nest, they will keep it all year - some rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball into the hole will … basically anesthetizes them to death. And then morbidly it’s a dab of wood filler, sand, and paint.
Methamphetamine has entered the chat
I be 44 this year! Just after my third lower back surgery
No, the Egyptians were the first ones to use the marshmallow root, to soothe sore throats, but the confection “marshmallows” were not first created until the mid 19th century.
Floating up towards a white light and seeing your ancestors is a common symptom of gas
I always pulled out that Mark Twain quote about giving extremely hard jobs to lazy people because they’d figure out the easiest way to do them.
Absolutely you smoke a little and suddenly you’re scrubbing the space behind the toilets and undersides of sinks.
My boss burst in one day to tell me these were in the wood chips outside my work. I went out and sure enough, they were there, but so much smaller than I expected - I’d have missed them.
So that dude is like, just not my usual type maybe but something about him cuddling a lion makes him a 10/10 would seduce, I need to investigate this further and maybe hang around some zoos looking for trainers…
Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.
As usual Lemmy downvoting things they don’t agree with, even if it’s true.
I was with a physician friend on the Las Vegas strip as a guy went down with a heart attack. I’m like, this is your moment! Go save them! And she grabs my arm and yanks me into a doorway so I can’t make a commotion, explains that no doctor will simply do that, it means they’re on the hook for it, when an EMT is just minutes away and is properly prepared to handle it. She said if doctors didn’t obey this unwritten rule, they’d constantly be giving out care to random people, possibly without admitting privileges in nearby hospitals, taking on liability they’re not insured for (being outside of a hospital), etc.
So you’re completely right.
The subject in question is George Wendt’s 1985 classic vietnam war flashback horror film. I can only assume.
Genuinely don’t understand why people like podcasts anyway. If I am filling my free time with MORE humans speaking at me, I am doing something wrong. Let it be music, the sonic escapism drug, not the boringly harsh reality of someone else’s shopping trip.